I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I need moral support for this bender
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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