talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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