so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Randomize
