So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
She is in my trunk
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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