Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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