rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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