ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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