yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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