If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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