i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I'm both gender and math confused
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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