I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
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