have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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