After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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