Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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