Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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