Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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