Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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