i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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