I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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