I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
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