...so i touched it.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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