? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
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