Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
lol hangovers are for mortals.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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