it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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