How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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