I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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