Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Michael Bay diarrhea
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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