Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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