can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
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