I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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