If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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