I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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