Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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