We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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