He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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