yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
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