just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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