ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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