I hope mine doesn't look like that
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Randomize
