Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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