Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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