They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
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