I wannas sexs uuuuu
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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