Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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