do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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