the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The air was thick with penises
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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