I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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