I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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