New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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