I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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