C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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