suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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