there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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