Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
tequila makes me forget i have legs
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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