fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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