Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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