i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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