I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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