Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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