once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Randomize
